Today, the big news is the glowing endorsement for John McCain from...wait for it...
That's right! Just three short days before most of us traipse to the polls to push the button, Darth Vader himself swoops down in his tie fighter and throws out an endorsement for his preferred Sith Lord successor.
Gosh, I bet Luke Skywalker...uh...I mean, Barack Obama's camp is pretty mad. After all, as a cousin to Bah-Rock, you'd think Cheney would show some loyalty!
But, you've got to give it up for McCain. He earned this nod from Vader. He threw out everything he claimed to stand for to get it. And that's all the Dark Side asks, you know. Just like Cheney said, "[McCain's] looked into the face of evil and not flinched." Or has he?
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