The Incumbent Endorsement We've All Been Waiting For

Don't you just love this shot? The 90% Hug, baby! Just look at how Bush the Junior takes Johnny Dancepants under his wing. Let me tell ya', these kids are in love!

But, let's face it, we've all been waiting to hear what Darth Cheney thinks of his new padwan Princess Palin. And here it is! It looks as though DC had some time between flying his tie fighter and his light saber warm-up to talk to the media elitists about his feeeelings about his possible chaaaarge.

You can say anything you want about his endorsement of Mrs. Palin, but, frankly, ANYTHING he could've said about her would've been chilling. He's just THAT kind of Sith, Chewy! The great thing about Cheney is that he sounds scary when he's ordering a cheeseburger or, say, jumper cables for his stone cold heart. And by "great" I mean absolutely frightening to the point that all I can do is smile nervously and wet my britches.